Cowan’s Guide to Wrecking the Country

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Brian Cowan’s Guide to Wrecking the Country.  Starring Brian Cowan!

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Here are some quotes from the film:

“This extraordinary story begins very simply, it begins with a man. An Earthman, to be precise. Who no more knows his destiny than a tea leaf knows the history of the East India Company. His name is Brian Cowen. He is a five-foot-eight-inch-tall ape descendant, and he is wrecking the country.”

“He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

“He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.”

“It wasn’t merely that his left hand didn’t always know what his right hand was doing, so to speak; quite often his right hand had a pretty hazy notion as well.

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“The story so far: In the beginning Brian Cowen was made Taoiseach. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

“For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. “

“Go with the hunch of a man whose brain is fuelled by LEMONS?!!”

“A tremendous feeling of peace came over him. He knew that at last, for once and for ever, it was now all, finally, over”

“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”

(Quotes taken from “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” film)

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